Dear Fireworks Lover, 

I understand that shooting off fireworks is legal in our state. It's sold in every store from Walmart to Publix. For you and others like you, it symbolizes the celebration of a holiday season and fun. However, as someone not into that crap, firecrackers are a huge f***ing nuisance.  

Tonight, my cats and dog will spend the entire night cowering in the corner, hiding under the bed or in the closet because the sound scares them to death. 

I'll try and walk my dog tonight for her nightly bathroom break but she'll refuse to go because with every firecracker sound Angel will want to run home. Inevitably, Angel will pee in my apartment when she can no longer hold it. 

Oh and can I just say it's incredibly annoying that your celebrations start days in advance and continues well after the holiday has ended. Dude! I need to sleep. Can you cut that shit out at a reasonable hour...say 10pm? Okay maybe 11pm. 

I know you don't want to hear my rant and you could careless how your fun impacts my life. But guess what? You don't have to care and I don't have to shut up. 

Rant over... 

Thanks Fireworks Lover!